Reposted from @so.informed While the war is escalating in Ukraine, many of us are seeking ways in which we can help. Here are several places to donate to and support, as well as a reminder to share consciously during this time. #StandWithUkraine https://instagr.am/p/CaZ117LNbti/
The Strangest "Tree" in Stardew Valley you Didn't Know About
Today I fill my farm with the rarest tree in Stardew Valley. I figured it was about time we take a closer look at coal trees because I have some questions. Can these be made into a good source of coal? Are they practical? How do they work? What is life? Shoutout to BlaDe for double checking my save when I was working on this; check him out here: https://www.youtube.com/c/BlaDeSDV
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Reposted from @toastedbyeli everybody is just trying their best, and everybody deserves love and respect for it. we are each just a walking work in progress, doing what we can with what we have. when we remind ourselves of that, it makes it easier to understand others, and ourselves. with that understanding, we are less likely to become upset. with that understanding, all we can do is show love. this message has helped me to show empathy, love and respect throughout conflict and difficult times times. that empathy has been incredibly healing for myself, and those around me. i hope it can do the same for you. i love you, i hope you have a great day! you deserve it! ✨๐ถ♂️๐๐ถ๐๐ถ♀️✨ https://instagr.am/p/CaR2IpbNj7g/
Reposted from @toastedbyeli feelings are meant to be felt, cherished, and valued, they are not meant to be held onto. when we hold onto our feelings, we keep ourselves in the pain of the past. letting go of our emotions, sensitivities and, trauma helps us move forward. it doesn’t make those things any less valid, it just stops them from hurting us. if we want to move on, we must stop embracing the pain of the past, let those traumas go, and in doing so, let ourselves move forward. feel your feelings, and let them go when they no longer serve you. https://instagr.am/p/CaR1nB9t7Ho/
Kitten Violently Falls Asleep
Tiramisusan's kittens are such a joy. Even watching then fall asleep brings a smile to our faces! Music Credit: Undead Ban. "Numb", Lost in Evolution, 2020 https://ift.tt/NAYGxBC Artist: Undead Ban Song: Numb
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PROP HUNT w BlaDe, Therm, Matt McCleskey, KingNooblit, Cordite, and More!
FIRST UP: I've installed a mod that makes me teleport to a RANDOM SPOT every 60 seconds on Stardew Valley... Will I be able to beat the Crafts Room in less than 45 minutes? SECOND UP: We're back for PROP HUNT PART 2. I've gathered 8 of my friends to see who's the best hider. Who can disguise themselves the best? Prop Hunt Mod: https://ift.tt/hw13c4q Chat Rules: - Please be respectful to all members of the stream. No hateful speech of any kind is permitted. - This stream is meant for all people, so keep it positive and PG-13 or less. - Don't self-promote, or say anything that could result in you gaining followers/subscribers/fans - No links (they'll be automatically removed) - Idk man just be cool Hall of Fame https://ift.tt/4snv7Y6 ๐ดStream Schedule Monday - 7:30pm ET Thursday - 7:30pm ET Saturday - 12:00pm ET Talk To Me! Discord https://ift.tt/9nu4qC5 Tik Tok https://ift.tt/S5Q0IyB Instagram https://ift.tt/bdfDuMz Twitter https://ift.tt/0Gst5ZT YouTube https://ift.tt/BuEl2Fj Patreon https://ift.tt/XUolj4z Get the Official UnsurpassableZ Merch! https://ift.tt/PcsWpyr Play on Our Minecraft Server! mc.unsurpassablez.com Check Out the VOD Archive https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCab-4a0LqZ16mLPDyiUxhug 0:00 Just Chatting 23:42 Stardew But I Teleport Every 60 Seconds 1:50:24 Prop Hunt Part 2
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Stardew Valley PROP HUNT is WILD
We're back for PROP HUNT PART 2. I've gathered 8 of my friends to see who's the best hider. Who can disguise themselves the best? People in this video KingNooblit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4LrP_xWBXlXGS2ZsovpW_w Twitch: https://ift.tt/RgkurVw BlaDe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCifGUuDRHyTwnRXyHW6n7cA Twitch: https://ift.tt/xV91B0X Therm YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRDGoUiPVitiB6Ks_esR7rg CharlieBarley YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharlieBarley Cordite https://ift.tt/sIf3cyE Matt McCleskey Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfBLdldyxStkLfACw2Zqoaw Seanie Dew YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/SeanieDew Twitch: https://ift.tt/7ldYU5k TikTok: https://ift.tt/UL2NXQk Full Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KHqA162tkc Hall of Fame https://ift.tt/4snv7Y6 ⬇️ My Other Stuff ⬇️ Second Channel https://ift.tt/FxvqZRJ Discord https://ift.tt/9nu4qC5 Tik Tok https://ift.tt/S5Q0IyB Instagram https://ift.tt/bdfDuMz Twitter https://ift.tt/0Gst5ZT YouTube https://ift.tt/BuEl2Fj Patreon https://ift.tt/XUolj4z Get the Official UnsurpassableZ Merch! https://ift.tt/PcsWpyr Play on Our Minecraft Server! mc.unsurpassablez.com Check Out the VOD Archive https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCab-4a0LqZ16mLPDyiUxhug Music from Harris Heller https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ6hCusHlsIDXqoTbbTHSUQ Outro Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT3zzbDUElgiR4 Edited by CoffeeBean216 Thumbnail by Therm
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Step Inside the Weirdest Cult in History
Win your Ultimate Work From Home Setup by entering Fasthosts’ Techie Test here: https://ift.tt/WvYhFG0 Listen to my new podcast Random Interesting Facts: http://bit.ly/RIFThoughty2 Or watch it on YouTube: http://bit.ly/RIFPodcastYT Thoughty2 Audiobook: https://geni.us/t2audio Thoughty2 Book: https://geni.us/t2book Support Me & Get Early Access: http://bit.ly/t2club Thoughty2 Merchandise: https://bit.ly/t2merch Follow Thoughty2 Facebook: https://ift.tt/M4un3Fx Instagram: https://ift.tt/HcJ6wAn Website: http://thoughty2.com About Thoughty2 Thoughty2 (Arran) is a British YouTuber and gatekeeper of useless facts. Thoughty2 creates mind-blowing factual videos about science, tech, history, opinion and just about everything else. #Thoughty2 Writing: Michelle Butterworth Editing: Alex Brown Script Development: Steven Rix
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STARDEW VALLEY Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - 1 Million Gold On Day 1 Challenge
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the fantastic game of Stardew Valley. As always today we will be asking if Stardew Valley is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or if this is only the case when Excluding Unlimited Gold and item duplication. This game is fantastic it went from a basic farming simulator to working on stardew valley android. And even stardew valley multiplayer. This game has seen a lot even an active stardew valley mod community. Today however we will be finding some classically fun video game exploits. Most of these exploits have been around since the games launch and can be discovered when looking into the games files. In our case we will be using an exploit that allows us to make 1 million gold or just 1 million on day 1 by duplicating all the items we have at hand by placing them inside a chest. It really is that simple. All the spiffing brit needs to break this game is an exciting use of item duplication and video game exploits! So can we make 1 million on the first day! This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos! It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content! So sit back relax and enjoy this stardew valley challenge! Can The Spiffing Brit Break this perfectly balanced game by getting 1 million gold on day 1! Oh my what a challenge! You can pick up stardew valley in the ongoing steam summer sale here: https://ift.tt/A9XR5g6 My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co: https://ift.tt/RrlgkoV Patreon: https://ift.tt/iuk6KRH Twitter: @thespiffingbrit Discord: https://ift.tt/YxcdA72 Title: STARDEW VALLEY Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - 1 Million Gold On Day 1 Challenge Last exploit video Title: Steam Summer Sale IS BROKEN Steam Sale Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits Infinite Points #funny #montage #StardewValley
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Dr. Phil My Husband Fathered a Love Child With Another Woman | New Show - Sep 04, 2021
#dr.phil #show #fullepisode Dr. Phil My Husband Fathered a Love Child With Another Woman | New Show - Sep 04, 2021 Dr. Phil My Husband Fathered a Love Child With Another Woman | New Show - Sep 04, 2021 Dr. Phil My Husband Fathered a Love Child With Another Woman | New Show - Sep 04, 2021 dr. phil,dr phil,drphil,dr,dr.,phil,show,full episodes,full,episodes,episode,dr. phil full episodes,dr. phil show,full episode,dr. phil full episode,new,best,moments,best moments,highlights,phil mcgraw,mcgraw,robin,oprah,winfrey,oprah winfrey,ellen,degeneres,ellen degeneres,jimmy,fallon,jimmy fallon,kimmel,jimmy kimmel,talk,talk show,talk shows,daytime,television,daytime television,tv,tv show,tv shows
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The Truth Behind the Ouija Board
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I Hosted a Stardew Valley Family Feud (ft. UnSurpassable Z, Therm, Waligug, Haboo & More!!)
It's the $200 Stardew Valley Family Feud, featuring all your favorite Stardew Creators! This is by far the largest Stardew Valley Game Show of all time, and I've been working on it for so long, so I'm, so happy to finally be able to show it to you!! Thanks to Rinqueen, Therm, Waligug, PartyArlie, UnSurpassable, Haboo, Brandigan, and ATwentySomethingLoser for particpating! And thanks to all the amazing people in the community that allowed us to take the poll! Check out my amazing friends on their channels: Rinqueen https://www.youtube.com/c/rinqueen Therm https://youtube.com/c/ThermChannel Waligug https://youtube.com/c/Waligug PartyArlie https://ift.tt/J1UimWo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwfWhtX78u56jlBgEuojY0A UnSurpassable Z https://ift.tt/CQuoNY5 Haboo https://ift.tt/3Bql5tc https://www.youtube.com/thehaboo Brandigan https://www.youtube.com/brandiganbtw https://ift.tt/mMHTvdx ATwentySomethingLoser https://ift.tt/pLvmfhN https://youtube.com/channel/UCnKAJQDr46EkmRtJHM9YNrA Seanie's Stuff TWITCH ► https://ift.tt/PkUhD9L TIK TOK ► https://ift.tt/a9EMYjy INSTA ► https://ift.tt/KkgCZh0 DISCORD ► https://ift.tt/PsOdhTL
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I Married the CEO of Joja Mart
Stardew Valley has tons of great marriage options, but what if I married a Stardew Valley Bachelor no one has ever looked at before? In this video I revisit the Zuzu City mod, and marry the Best Bachelor in the game, the CEO of Joja Mart!!! TWITCH ► https://ift.tt/PkUhD9L TIK TOK ► https://ift.tt/a9EMYjy INSTA ► https://ift.tt/KkgCZh0 DISCORD ► https://ift.tt/PsOdhTL
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I recreated the worst NFTs to get rich
The first 1,000 people to use this link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare: https://ift.tt/yalqC1m Thank you to Skillshare for Sponsoring this video Twitch: https://ift.tt/2KDbE9Y Merch: https://ift.tt/UThmZ4x Twitter: http://twitter.com/CallMeKevin1811 Instagram: https://ift.tt/yQ3VTBZ Editors: Kippesoep001 FluffyroxGames
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Sea Of Thieves - Becalmed + Vocal [Orchestral Version] Music Video with Lyrics
Video and Orchestral Version created by Daniel Knurowski (LuXoR's Music) I hope you enjoy :) Voice is from original Sea of Thieves Soundtrack Follow me on soundcloud: https://ift.tt/o7AOKn6 Facebook: https://ift.tt/nHzA4Lc and Twitter: https://twitter.com/luxorsmusic
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Reposted from @onlypossums believe in urself, u can do the thing . . . possum boi from @avec.possum #possum #possumsofinstagram #help #lifeishard #multitask #believe #winter #2022 #uhhh #toebeans #chill https://instagr.am/p/CZushdfOw32/
Hans Zimmer - Time - (Instrumental Core Remix)
I have the honor to present you the remix of the brilliant song "Time" composed by Hans Zimmer, to the well-known movie "Inception"(2010) directed by Christopher Nolan.I very recommend the movie and original song. Don't forget to support and visit: https://ift.tt/FqYv50Q Also support Hans Zimmer: https://ift.tt/jdzfbxD ___________________________ Information about track: This is the arrangement, whole track was created from the base by Peter Adamski aka Instrumental Core basing on the legendary Hans Zimmer's "Time" which is original soundtrack for Christopher Nolan's movie "Inception".
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“Step into my closet and maybe you’ll find
Something that’ll scare you, something that you like
Your old familiar logic is poison on your lips
It’s nothing in the water
That’s just the way it is”
“As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill is gone
Wasn’t too much fun at all
But I’ll be there for you-ou-ou
As the world falls down”
I made "I'm Blue" In Minecraft!
I heard this song the other day, and it has been stuck in my head ever since! So I hope you enjoy!!! I know, the song should be a lower tempo, but remember this is Minecraft. It is either way too slow, or a little bit too fast. :P Leave suggestions for the next song in the comments! Download Noteblock studio for yourself: https://ift.tt/bgZ5flh World Download: https://ift.tt/Qy03Kfb Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc And an awesome metal version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUW1lRz78E Follow me on Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/Completejerry
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Nickelodeon's Attempt At Recreating High School Musical
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I Made An Animated TV Short (from a scam phone call)
I'm super excited to show you an animated TV special I developed with the team at @G4TV After years of calling scammers on the phone, it's been a lot of fun bringing this to life! ► Watch the next scam call live: https://ift.tt/xF2aMdD ► G4TV: https://ift.tt/QvfzpqX ► G4TV Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/G4TV ► Submit Scams: https://ift.tt/tfS0QiL Twitch.......... https://ift.tt/xF2aMdD TikTok.......... https://ift.tt/k5ZXgMx Twitter.......... https://twitter.com/kitboga Merch........... https://ift.tt/e9XOAH6 Discord......... https://ift.tt/b1nM9sW Reddit........... https://ift.tt/7F03YdQ Facebook..... https://ift.tt/xWuXY9S Patreon........ https://ift.tt/ST2OUcd
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A Lawyer and a Psychic React | Was the Rust Set Sabotaged? Pt. 2
Don’t forget to check out Part 1 on @antphrodite’s channel! You won’t believe what we talk about…did Alec Baldwin know?? How did a live round get on set? The questions you want asked! THE DOCKET 00:00 Welcome 01:31 Intro 02:01 Hanna Gutierrez Reed 42:41 What's Next 44:01 Outro **Connect with me** Business Inquiries: emilydbaker@semaphorebrands.com Join the community for exclusive content: https://ift.tt/BA2pYrW **Looking for MERCH! : https://ift.tt/uLjd9av ** TEXT ME: https://ift.tt/rR8o1l5 MAIL TIME: Emily D. Baker 2000 Mallory Ln. St. 130-185, Franklin Tn 37067 **My Favorite YOUTUBE TOOL VidIQ https://ift.tt/7sgvq9j WHAT I USE TO STREAM: https://ift.tt/S0ywvCZ My TedTalk → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXkN9sQELk Shop for makeup and support Emily at the same time! Visit our friends at Gerard Cosmetics → https://ift.tt/iH8lQZ9 and use code LAWNERDS for 30% OFF Join me on Social @TheEmilyDBaker https://ift.tt/UZP0DWq https://ift.tt/6L04Awl Follow My Cats on Instagram: https://ift.tt/ZA9IlqF What I use to make my Videos and the things I am loving right now! https://ift.tt/moH84Uh Hey! I have a podcast -- The Emily Show is on your favorite podcast player or here https://ift.tt/cHW5GMN *This video is not legal advice it is commentary for educational and entertainment purposes. These videos are based on publically available information unless otherwise stated. Sharing a resource is not an endorsement, it is a resource. Copyright 2020-2022 Baker Media, LLC*
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Alec Baldwin RUST Shooting CONSPIRACY SOLVED by PSYCHIC & LAWYER?!
Lawyer & Psychic try to solve the mystery surrounding the Alec Baldwin Rust Shooting Conspiracy! Watch Part 2 on Emily D. Baker's channel here: https://youtu.be/-U4IxqxE_6A If you'd like to send any tips or donations to support me you can do so here, thank you: https://bit.ly/3aRm4WN [paypal email: antphrodite@gmail.com] I have a PO Box now! Let me know if you send stuff: Antphrodite Po Box 5107 Austin Tx 78768-5107 ☆★ LIVE Antphrodite PSYCHIC TAROT READINGS ☆★ BOOK A PRIVATE TAROT READING FROM ME https://bit.ly/2F2ZM6a ☆★ Personalized Video shoutouts https://bit.ly/2SCRjih ☆★ VIEW ALL MY CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS: https://bit.ly/2MxIcLV ☆★ WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: https://bit.ly/34XWf3L ☆★ FOLLOW ME ON SOCIALS: Twitter: https://bit.ly/2EUMPeC Instagram: https://bit.ly/39jwkH9 TikTok: https://bit.ly/2FaC4oR Website: https://bit.ly/2ZvNIE8 Thumbnail by: https://twitter.com/RissaRambles Tarot Cards Used: https://etsy.me/3vidABG These are for entertainment purposes only #Rust #alecbaldwin #conspiracy
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WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!! First Sonograms & Telling Our Families!
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Reposted from @stephiewoodcock ๐จ๐จ๐จ IMPORTANT ๐จ๐จ๐จ Friends of mine, especially on my @/trippy64 account!!! They are sending out these messages purporting to be from me.... DO NOT SEND THEM YOUR NUMBER!!! If you receive a link to your phone to reset your instagram password, DO NOT click it!!! Please report them to get the account banned, & block them!!! #scam #scammer #scammers #instagramscam #instagramscammers #instascam ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ https://instagr.am/p/CZiVStpjCtE/
Reposted from @cmaritaylor ๐ข #scamalert ๐ข ACCOUNT STEALING I just received this DM from an account on @Instagram that I have been following since 2018 ( it says) Barely any posts BTW I JUST SAW. ➡️➡️➡️READ BOTH PICS ABOVE⬅️⬅️⬅️ Now I did receive 2 text messages from a short sequence of numbers that started with a 3 ( I blocked both) they both said it was a recovery link for Instagram. MY CELL PHONE NUMBER IS NOT PUBLIC ON ANY OF MY SOCIAL NETWORKS ๐ซ DO NOT FALL FOR THIS #scam ๐ซ #scammers #igscammer #instagramscammers #accountstealing #instagramscam #scammers #alert #Instagram #beware #Donothelp #report #instagramhelp #instagramforbusiness https://instagr.am/p/CZiUG6RD12X/
We got another one boys Seen so many accounts I follow fall for this๐ญ #instagramscam (I obviously didn't send the full link, cut the screenshot off after .me) @tiegan_636 https://instagr.am/p/CZiR2LqNMkF/
I’ve said it before, but: the real reason Batman and the Joker are opposite numbers is because the Joker is desperate for people to recognise his comedic genius, while Bruce Wayne – both as a civilian and as Batman – lives and dies by the fact that you can never tell whether he’s yanking your chain.
This is also the best Bruce Wayne cause the man is deeply unhinged, and you can see it in his eyes. He is wonderfully and powerfully strange, and that’s what Bruce Wayne should be
gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.
when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.
the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.
and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.
one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.
now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”
“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift”
and gerb says “i recall”
“that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen”
and gerb says “yea ok”
“jeremy what happened?”
and gerb says
“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”
